I wasn’t feeling very well yesterday, so when I sat down to watch a movie, I thought a comedy might cheer me up. Well, I’ll never know if a comedy would have cheered me up or not, because what I watched wasn’t funny at all. In fact, it wasn’t even a little amusing. Major League is to Major League II as Alec Baldwin is to Stephen Baldwin (I’ll let you figure that one out). This movie was so mindless, so incredibly uninspired and hackneyed, they only thing I could laugh at were Charlie Sheen’s soulless eyes as he moped through each seen in apparent misery.
The script was so stupid, even Wesley Snipes had enough sense to not put the Indian’s uniform back on… Wesley Snipes! The man is in prison as we speak on account of bad choices and yet, had the foresight to turn this project down. Of course, I think he instead went on to make Rising Sun, so I will not give him too much praise.